Crashing hotel pools is always sweet
What if this silicone brush were six feet tall with electrocuting barbed whips at its tip?
I’m not fooled by this fake-highlighted, automatically personalized salesman letter.
Voodoo Talking witch
Starts a conversation, keeps you talking, tries to fight you if you leave. Death is certain if you don’t leave. To defeat her, you’ve got to get her name and say it in her eyes while holding hands.
Imagine a fat man eating a small black hole. For an instant, he’s fine, smiling, content. For another, his flesh sucks to a point in his stomach. For another, he’s gone.
Uncannily enough, just before disappearing, he looked buff, if only for a second. It was time enough for the fat man to wink and flex.
Voodoo Talking witch
Starts a conversation, keeps you talking, tries to fight you if you leave. Death is certain if you don’t leave. To defeat her, you’ve got to get her name and say it in her eyes while holding hands.
Imagine a fat man eating a small black hole. For an instant, he’s fine, smiling, content. For another, his flesh sucks to a point in his stomach. For another, he’s gone.
Uncannily enough, just before disappearing, he looked buff, if only for a second. It was time enough for the fat man to wink and flex.
Professor Binns had asked for a three-foot-long composition on “The Medieval Assembly of European Wizards.
—J.K. Rowling
I watched “Shame” yesterday. The whole time I was thinking, “Is he going to have sex with his sister?”
Reagan is pretty. It’s one of my top airports, for its design and smaller size
I need to do a weekly whiteboard for my personal life, too
Pairing red, white and blue today. GQ did a piece recently on these three colors
